NOFX - Johnny Appleseed

Lyrics

Through word of mouth let it be know

The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary

Traveling from coast to coast

He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed

He's making sure his garden grows

He'll plant a seed in every town he goes

Fertilizing the countryside

Couldn't stop him with insecticide

Making sure the garden grows, yeah, yeah, yeah

He'll water the yard with a agrden hose

And you know he'll be plantin' his seed, yeah, yeah, yeah

Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed

When diggin' holes he'll be wearing a glove

He go into the shed, get the shovel, and he shove

He'll plant the seed, makin' sure it's sown

He go into the shed and he start hoein' with the hoe, ho, ho, ho

Makin' sure that the garden grow, yeah, yeah, yeah

He'll water the yard with the garden hose

Groomin' the backyard or whackin' the weed, yeah, yeah, yeah

The contemporary Johnny Appleseed