Elio e le Storie Tese - John Holmes
Lyrics
When I was just a boy,
Everyone made fun of me,
Just because my penis was enormous,
My mom said it was gorgeous.
I work in a circus because of my penis,
And everybody says: āNo problem!ā,
Because my penis makes my living,
Now I became a famous actor,
And even though Iām just a slave to love,
I bought myself a rasta Harley.
Now Iām a slave to my new Harley
I got it from Bob Marley,
Itās rasta ācause it was Bob Marleyās,
Sometimes I reggae with Ziggy Marley.
I will relaunch the silent movie
Because Bob told me that itās groovie,
And if you see that forty jumps of that children
We will act like: this is fondamentally the truth.
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
Twelve inches, itās one foot
Of artistic reality,
That is what attracted all the critics,
Not my acting ability,
Because they simply donāt get it,
I donāt speak ācause I eat spaghetti,
And so my face is normally off-screen,
All of the people still come to adore me,
And now theyāve made me into a big style.
I relaunched the silent movie,
Because I am silent,
And even if I had been born dumb,
Iād have relaunched the dumb movie,
And if I had been born XXX
Iād have relaunched the XXX movie
I am your fire and your Venus,
Because Iām acting with my penis,
And so my penis makes my living,
My penis is very forgiving,
All my Harleys donāt forgive me,
And Iām asking for forgiveness,
Yes yes my Harleys donāt forgive me,
And Iām asking for forgiveness.
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley